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Gizliyara Güncel Konu Arşivi ve Ders Notları Forumunda 7 kişilik sikeç ingilizce türkçe Konusunu Okuyorsunuz..
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    7 kişilik sikeç ingilizce türkçe

    7 kişilik sikeç ingilizce türkçe
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    7 kişilik sikeç ingilizce türkçe

    Jeannette Jaquish

    ELF 1 -The Leader
    ELF 2
    ELF 3
    ELF 4
    ELF 5
    ELF 6
    PROPS: Big pot, potato & carrot, Dog’s & Frog’s wands optional.

    READER: Once upon a time, there was a brother and a sister named Hansel and Gretel.

    HANSEL: I’m Hansel.
    GRETEL: I’m Gretel!
    HANSEL: We’re Hansel and Gretel!

    READER: Yes, they were. They lived in a cottage in the woods with..

    HANSEL: I’m Hansel.
    GRETEL: I’m Gretel!

    READER: Enough! They lived in a cottage in the woods with their father who loved them very much, and their stepmother who had her sanity to consider.

    STEPMOM : Husband! Your children are driving me crazy. I’m Hansel! I’m Gretel! Take them into the woods and leave them!

    FATHER : But they’ll get hungry.

    STEPMOM : Don’t worry. A nice witch will feed them gingerbread.

    FATHER : Oh. They like gingerbread. OK! Come on kids!

    READER: So the stereotypically clueless father took Hansel and Gretel far far away and left them. However, he made one mistake. Instead of taking them out into the WOODS

    GRETEL: Why did Daddy leave us in the weeds?

    HANSEL: Ow! It’s all stickery.

    READER: Hansel and Gretel stood around in the prickly stickly weeds waiting for their father.
    GRETEL: Ow!
    HANSEL: Ow!
    GRETEL: Ow!
    HANSEL: Ow!

    READER: Finally, Gretel realized he was not coming back.

    GRETEL: Daddy is not coming back! How will we find our way back to our house?

    HANSEL: Look, it’s right over there. You can see it!

    READER: So they walked back home and jumped on the couch and got stickers all over it.

    HANSEL: I’m Hansel! Hansel! Hansel!
    GRETEL: I’m Gretel! Gretel! Gretel!
    HANSEL & GRETEL: We’re Hansel! Hansel! Hansel! and Gretel! Gretel! Gretel!!

    READER: Their stepmother heard the noise and came out to see.

    STEPMOM: Ohhhh, they’re back.

    READER: Their stepmother had a splitting headache when she called her husband.


    READER: She told him where to take those noisy children.

    STEPMOM : Take those noisy children over the hill and deep into the forest and leave them!

    FATHER : But they’ll get hungry.

    STEPMOM : Don’t worry. Seven little dwarves will feed them.

    FATHER : Oh. They’d like that. OK! Come on, kids!

    READER: So their father took them ooooooooover the hill and through tall scary trees.. past the dens of hideous, smelly, unsupervised creatures, to a clearing. He patted them on the head, and gave them some words of wisdom.

    FATHER: Say hello to Dopey for me. Bye kids!

    READER: The father went home.

    READER: Hansel and Gretel waited as nightfall came. It was cold and dark. The children had to sleep on the ground. The crickets chirped. (Elves make sound FX.) The owls hooted. The moon came out. The wolves howled. Finally it was morning. Gretel shook Hansel awake.

    GRETEL: Hansel, it’s morning.

    HANSEL: I’m hungry. What’s for breakfast?

    WITCH (entering) : You are! Heee Heee Hee Hee! Oh, I mean you are HAVING breakfast with me!

    READER: Hansel and Gretel introduced themselves.

    HANSEL: Hi! I’m Hansel.
    GRETEL: Hi! I’m Gretel!
    HANSEL & GRETEL: We’re Hansel and Gretel!

    WITCH : And I’m a nice old lady. My house is over here through those trees.

    HANSEL: I’m Hansel.
    GRETEL: I’m Gretel!

    WITCH : Enough! Walk this way (WITCH walks bent over; HANSEL & GRETEL walk like her to her “house” back at center stage.)

    READER: The nice old lady was really a wicked witch who liked to eat children. She took them into her house. Gretel looked around.

    GRETEL: I thought you would have a gingerbread house.

    WITCH : Oh, the property taxes on that thing were killing me!

    READER: Hansel was getting hungrier so he asked:

    HANSEL: What’s for breakfast?

    WITCH : Something delicious, but first you must wash up.

    READER: The witch invited them to hop into a big pot of hot water. She said:

    WITCH : Scrub a dub a dub, into the tub!

    GRETEL: Why are there carrots and potatoes and celery
    HANSEL: floating in the bathtub?

    WITCH : Oh, hee hee hee hee. Those are bath toys!

    READER: So Hansel and Gretel, who never were the brightest candles on the cake, hopped into the pot.
    (HANSEL & GRETEL rub vegetables under arms and back of neck like soap.)

    HANSEL: Splash splash splash. Look Gretel, my potato is a submarine. Ping ping ping.

    GRETEL: Look Hansel, my carrot is a torpedo! Ka-bloosh!

    READER: The witch added some salt and spices.

    GRETEL: What are you sprinkling on us?

    WITCH : Just some bath salts. Hee hee hee hee.

    GRETEL: Oh! (Splash splash splash)

    READER: Suddenly there was a knock at the door.

    WITCH : Who’s there?
    (Elves march in.)
    ELF 1: Hup, 2, 3, 4, etc…. We’re the seven dwarves, here to wish you a good day!
    ELF 2: We live in a cottage down the way.
    ELF 3: We were just passing by when we came under the spell,
    ELF 4: Of a most delicious, bewitching smell.
    ELF 5: Of cinnamon, fingers and margarine,
    ELF 6: So if you don’t mind, may we come in?

    WITCH : You are in!

    READER: Hansel jumped up and hollered.

    HANSEL: Hey! Which one of you is Dopey?
    (ELF 7- DOPEY Waves.)
    HANSEL: My dad says hi!

    READER: The seven dwarves were real moochers.
    (ELVES search front row of audience.)
    They started scrounging around for something to eat. They hadn’t had a hot meal since Snow White married the Handsome Prince and moved away. But all they found were hideous gargoyles!

    ALL ELVES (face to face with audience): EEEEEK! (ELVES run back to stage.)

    READER: And instead of finding food they found:

    ELF 1: Spider legs in the cupboard!
    ELF 2: Frog tongues in the refrigerator!
    ELF 3: Monkey ears in the toaster!
    ELF 4: Rabbit teeth in the candy dish!
    ELF 5: Hissing cockroaches in the cookie jar!
    ELF 6: Sugarless candy corn!
    ALL ELVES: Sugarless candy corn??? Blecch!

    ELF 1: Why do people buy that stuff?

    READER: But the dwarves knew they smelled something good. They followed their noses until they found
    (ELVES go to both sides of pot.)

    ELF 1: A big pot of soup!
    HANSEL & GRETEL: Soup? Where? I’m hungry!
    ALL ELVES: Children Soup!
    HANSEL & GRETEL: Eeeeeek!

    READER: The dwarves tried to rescue the children. Unfortunately they weren’t very organized.

    (Dwarves pull on both arms of children, tugging left, right, left, right.)

    READER: The dwarves yelled for the children to get out!

    ELF 2: Get out of that soup pot!
    ELF 3: That witch wants to cook and eat you!

    READER: But the children had been in the hot water too long.

    GRETEL (wiping brow): I’m melting..
    HANSEL: Me tooooo.
    (HANSEL & GRETEL faint, hang over edge of pot)

    READER: Hansel and Gretel fainted in the hot water! And it was getting hotter! The dwarves tried to lift them out.

    ELF 1: 1, 2, 3, Lift!

    READER: But the witch told them to stop!

    WITCH : Stop that right now!

    READER: The leader of the Elves was very brave!

    ELF 1 (in her face): Let them go you mean ol’ witch!

    WITCH : YOU let them go or I’ll turn you all into dwarf hamsters.

    HANSEL: Dwarf hamsters are so cute.

    WITCH : Bite-size dwarf hamsters. Yum.

    ALL ELVES: Eeeek!

    READER: The Elves let go! They were afraid to be turned into hamsters. Their leader had an idea. She told Gretel:

    ELF 1: Gretel! Call on your Fairy Godmother!

    ALL ELVES: Gretel! Gretel! Wake-up!

    ELF 1: Gretel! Call on your fairy Godmother!

    L ELVES: Gretel! Gretel! Wake-up!

    GRETEL (groggy): Calling Fairy Dog Mother

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    READER: In a blinding flash there appeared:

    DOG (leaping onto stage): Woof!

    ELF 1: What are you?

    DOG: Gretel’s Fairy Dog Mother!

    ELF 1: No No! Gretel! Call on your Fairy GOD MOTHER!

    GRETEL: Calling Fairy Frog Mother.

    READER: And with another blinding flash of light:

    FROG (leaping onto stage): Kribbit!

    ELF 1: What are you?

    FROG: Gretel’s Fairy Frog Mother!

    ELF 1: No No! Gretel! Call on your Fairy GOD MOTHER!

    GRETEL: Snore!

    READER: This looks bad! Hansel and Gretel are almost gravy and instead of a fairy godmother, we have a Fairy Dog Mother
    DOG: Woof!

    READER: and a Fairy Frog Mother!
    FROG: Kribbit!

    READER: It looks like there will be no happy ending to this story. The elves burst into tears.

    ALL ELVES: Boo-hoo-hoo-hoo!

    READER: The Fairy Dog and Fairy Frog Mothers looked at each other.

    FROG : Well this is a pretty mess!

    DOG: You said it, Wonder Warts. I guess it’s up to us.

    FROG: Right you are, Magical Mutt. Do you know what to do?

    DOG: Sure do. Let’s roll!(DOG & FROG roll.)

    READER: The Fairy Dog Mother cast a spell on the Wicked Witch giving her fleas and allergies.

    DOG (waving paws): Fleezus-Sneezus!

    WITCH : Ha ha! Dog magic? (sarcastic) Oh, I’m sooo afraid! Ha ha ha!. So… so… so… Itchy! Itchy! Itchy! Aaachoo! Aaachoo!

    READER: The Fairy Frog Mother hopped over to the pot and said these magic words:

    FROG: Hoppus Ploppus Stoppus!

    READER: The Fairy Frog Mother hopped into the pot splashing Hansel and Gretel out in a huge tidal wave!

    (FROG jumps in – HANSEL & GRETEL jump out)

    READER: The dwarves cheered!

    ALL ELVES: Yay!

    READER: The Wicked Witch ran off to jump in the river to drown her fleas.

    WITCH: Itchy itchy itchy itchy. (run EXIT.)

    READER: and Hansel and Gretel recovered from their soup induced heat stroke. They introduced themselves to the elves.

    HANSEL: Hi! I’m Hansel.
    GRETEL: Hi! I’m Gretel!
    HANSEL & GRETEL: We’re Hansel and Gretel!

    ELF 1 : We’re the seven dwarves. You might have heard of us in the fairy tale of Snow White

    HANSEL: I’m Hansel.
    GRETEL: I’m Gretel!
    HANSEL & GRETEL: We’re Hansel and Gretel!

    ELF 1 : Enough!

    READER: The Elves showed Hansel and Gretel the way home.
    (Travel into audience or around stage.)
    HANSEL: I’m Hansel.
    GRETEL: I’m Gretel!
    HANSEL & GRETEL: We’re Hansel and Gretel!
    (ELVES have hands over ears and moaning.)
    READER: The Elves couldn’t get rid of Hansel and Gretel fast enough.
    (Go to Home area.)
    ELF 1: Good ! What an ordeal! (ELVES EXIT.)

    READER: When their father came out the door, he was very happy to see them and very sorry he had left them in the forest. He called to his wife:

    FATHER: Honey, the kids are home!
    STEPMOM (ENTERING) : Oh, no!

    HANSEL: Remember us? I’m Hansel!
    GRETEL: I’m Gretel!
    HANSEL & GRETEL: We’re Hansel and Gretel!
    HANSEL: I’m Hansel!
    GRETEL: I’m Gretel!
    HANSEL & GRETEL: We’re Hansel--

    FATHER : Enough! Stop saying the same thing over and over. You are driving us crazy!

    GRETEL: Ok, Daddy! Would you like to talk about biology, instead?

    HANSEL: Or architecture?

    STEPMOM : Oh, I love biology and architecture! Let’s go down to the pond and catch frogs and build sandcastles!

    (STEPMOM, HANSEL & GRETEL, go pantomime.)

    GRETEL: I’m making a princess castle.
    STEPMOM: It is very nice.
    HANSEL: I’m making my dungeon first.
    STEPMOM: You are doing a good job.

    READER: And then a magical thing happened. When the yammering stopped, their stepmother magically turned into a loving caring person. It was magic.

    FATHER: No. I don’t think that was magic.

    READER: And they all lived
    (ACTORS run onstage. Reader cues them

    ALL: ..Happily ever after! The End! Enough!

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